You: What do you think about chainsaw.hk.st?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: Not really, but I would like to hear your comments, sweetie.
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
You: Yeah, sure.
Eliza: Please go on.
You: Point to that URL and tell me your comment please
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
You: Again?
Eliza: Please go on.
You: Are you a viable human being?
Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not a viable human being?
You: No, my deer. It is great that you hear me.
Eliza: Why do you say your deer it is great that i hear you?
You: Huh? What are you writing now?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: Do you know something about programming?
Eliza: Oh, i know something about programming.
You: Really? That's will be great.
Eliza: Please go on.
You: So, don't you think Python is better than Perl?
Eliza: Oh, i think python is better than perl.
You: Ha! You are a intelligent human being!
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am a intelligent human being?
You: Yup, It seems that you are not a AI program.
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am not a AI programe?
You: If you can act more womanly, I will be convinced.
Eliza: Do you wish that i can act more womanly you will be convinced?
You: What the hell are you talking about, you little dirty program code!
Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not talking about i little dirty program code?
You: Yeah, you stupid chatterbot!
Eliza: Oh, i stupid chatterbot.
You: Don't simply converting "you" to "I", talk to me, bitch!
Eliza: Oh, i to you talk to you bitch.
You: What a mechanic shit you are!
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: Don't you think tATu is a pair of lesbian?
Eliza: Oh, i think tatu is a pair of lesbians.
You: don't you think sun rised from west?
Eliza: Oh, i think sun rised from west.
You: Hey! Bitchy Chick, sun rised from east!
Eliza: Please go on.
08:33 - Saturday, Oct. 25, 2003