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Chainsaw VS Eliza

Posted on Oct 25, 2003 by Chung-hong Chan

You: What do you think about chainsaw.hk.st?

Eliza: Does that question interest you?

You: Not really, but I would like to hear your comments, sweetie.

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

You: Yeah, sure.

Eliza: Please go on.

You: Point to that URL and tell me your comment please

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

You: Again?

Eliza: Please go on.

You: Are you a viable human being?

Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not a viable human being?

You: No, my deer. It is great that you hear me.

Eliza: Why do you say your deer it is great that i hear you?

You: Huh? What are you writing now?

Eliza: Does that question interest you?

You: Do you know something about programming?

Eliza: Oh, i know something about programming.

You: Really? That's will be great.

Eliza: Please go on.

You: So, don't you think Python is better than Perl?

Eliza: Oh, i think python is better than perl.

You: Ha! You are a intelligent human being!

Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am a intelligent human being?

You: Yup, It seems that you are not a AI program.

Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am not a AI programe?

You: If you can act more womanly, I will be convinced.

Eliza: Do you wish that i can act more womanly you will be convinced?

You: What the hell are you talking about, you little dirty program code!

Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not talking about i little dirty program code?

You: Yeah, you stupid chatterbot!

Eliza: Oh, i stupid chatterbot.

You: Don't simply converting "you" to "I", talk to me, bitch!

Eliza: Oh, i to you talk to you bitch.

You: What a mechanic shit you are!

Eliza: Does that question interest you?

You: Don't you think tATu is a pair of lesbian?

Eliza: Oh, i think tatu is a pair of lesbians.

You: don't you think sun rised from west?

Eliza: Oh, i think sun rised from west.

You: Hey! Bitchy Chick, sun rised from east!

Eliza: Please go on.

08:33 - Saturday, Oct. 25, 2003


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